Smuggling pot is a risky venture. Sleeping on top of the 353 pounds of marijuana that drug traffickers tasked you with bringing across the U.S.-Mexico border only increases that risk.
Just ask Luis Alberto Pesina-Hernandez and Jesus Vela-Rodriguez, the two men nabbed by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents early Saturday morning near the Brownsville, Texas Landfill a few kilometers from the border.
No, this is not an episode from Weeds,...yet.

Chuck Knoblauch (inset), the ex-New York Yankees second baseman, was arrested by Houston police on Friday night on felony domestic violence charges accusing him of assaulting his wife Stacey by choking her, causing "redness around her neck and swelling near her eye."
James "Jimmy" King, the 67-year-old former executive director of the Jersey City Parking Authority, unsuccessful candidate for Jersey City Council, and head of the
The ex-lawman -- King was once an undersheriff for Hudson County, NJ -- was recorded accepting thousands of dollars in bribes, included $5,000 in cash from the trunk of the government's cooperating witness, convicted bank fraudster Solomon Dwek (inset, left).
Kevin Alderman (inset, right), a virtual world entrepreneur whom Wired called 'Second Life's Porn Mogul,' filed a copyright and trademark infringement suit against Second Life's corporate owner, Linden Research, commonly known as Linden Labs. The suit charges that the company profits from the counterfeit sales by others of his company's products, and that it doesn't effectively monitor and police infringers from selling counterfeit virtual goods on the site. Shannon Grei (below), a real-world proprietor of virtual world clothing for Second Life characters, is a co-plaintiff in the suit
Eros, LLC, Alderman's company, 
David Matusiewicz, a divorced Delaware optometrist, pleaded guilty today to federal bank fraud and kidnapping charges.
Michael Bryant, former Attorney General for the province of Ontario, Canada, was charged with criminally negligent homicide, and dangerous operation of a motor vehicle causing death in a deadly road-rage incident that killed Toronto bicycle courier Darcy Allan Sheppard.
Shonya Michelle Young, a 38 year-old suspect accused of being part of a nationwide identity theft ring that successfully preyed upon unsuspecting victims, including Anna Bernanke, the wife of U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, was arrested in Miami while trying to procure a fix over the phone from her heroin dealer.







