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Ron Klain has served as Chief of Staff to two Vice Presidents: Al Gore and Joseph Biden. He's a Democratic Party bigwig. Heck, he was even a Supreme Court clerk once upon a time.

Now? Klain just been appointed to the position of Ebola "czar" (formally known as the one-man "response coordinator"). He's set to begin his new duties Wednesday, CNN reports.

Here are a few fun facts about the guy with the worst title in the entire Obama administration, courtesy of the questionable source that is Wikipedia:

Look, his name makes for a clever title, but much like the Kansas gubernatorial candidate who once upon a time (allegedly) got a lap dance, I still have no idea why this is a controversy.

Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice Seamus McCaffery looks at porn, as do 66 percent of all men. McCaffery emailed porn and crude jokes back-and-forth with his buddies -- many times, in fact. More than 230 emails were sent or received between him and his buddies, many of whom were using their state government e-mail accounts. McCaffery, at least per previous accounts, was using his personal e-mail address.

But the Chief Justice of the Pennsylvania Supreme Court is trying to take him down. McCaffery calls it a "cooked up controversy."

Episode 4 of "How to Get Away with Murder" teased that we wouldn't believe Professor Keating's last nine words -- and the folks at ABC's marketing department didn't disappoint! After an episode full of tantalizing securities fraud, we got precious little of the overarching "Mr. Professor Keating will be dead in seven weeks" story line. In case you missed it, check out last week's Episode 3 recap. Oh, and spoiler alerts. Obvee.

The crime of the week this week is -- surprise! -- insider trading, not murder. Remember: Keating teaches a criminal law class, not murder class, and insider trading is some kind of crime, so there you go. Anyway, Elizabeth Perkins (of "Big" and "Weeds" fame) owns a securities firm and she's accused of trading on inside information. (Oddly missing is a discussion of the different theories of insider trading, but I guess not everyone is as interested in "misappropriation" as I am. Go figure.)

Between "The Good Wife," "How To Get Away With Murder," and now the lamentable "Bad Judge," it looks like lawyer shows are making a comeback -- but they're not all that good.

As a public service to Hollywood, we decided to come up with 10 ideas for lawyer TV shows that aren't any worse than what's on TV right now. (By the way, we expect to see a check in the mail come pilot season.)

1. "Serve and Protect."

By day, the main character is a tough-as-nails New York City cop. By night, he's a tough-as-nails waiter in a hipster Brooklyn gastropub. "No, you can't sub kale chips for truffle-infused tater tots! Not on my watch!"

Previously, on "How To Get Away With Murder": Lots of murders, the least accurate depiction of law school ever, and sexy sexing for nearly everyone. See Episode 1 and Episode 2 recaps for more. Oh, and though it may be obvious: SPOILERS FOLLOW.

Episode 3 begins with more fun with the dead body (Prof. Annalise Keating's husband, Prof. Sam Keating), but mainly focuses on another case -- the hooker house mom who was once a domestic terrorist. If that (sans hooker) sounds like Patty Hearst, you and 300 fake 1Ls think alike, because they discuss the Hearst case and defense. This is your "defendant of the week" plotline, one that has no surprises whatsoever.

The real meat of the episode is WLW's (Wait-List Wes') possibly quixotic quest to help Goth Girl neighbor (Rebecca). The university is trying to get Keating's law firm to represent its star quarterback, who is quite obviously full of it and seems to have had something to do with the ongoing murder mystery (the dead girl from the first two episodes -- we know, there's a lot of murder in "HTGAWM"). WLW breaks the rules and does everything he can to rescue the reluctant Rebecca, but will he succeed?

Some of us were ecstatic at the news that Showtime would resurrect "Twin Peaks," the cult TV show that lasted only two seasons on ABC in the early 90s, yet influenced an entire generation of television, from "The X Files" to "Lost." Even more good news: Series creators David Lynch and Mark Frost are set to write and direct each of the nine new episodes, scheduled to air in 2016.

For the uninitiated, "Twin Peaks" was nominally the story of Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLaughlin), an FBI agent sent to the sleepy Pacific Northwest logging town of Twin Peaks to investigate a murder. The show was really about how the small town is not what it seems, a television trope that it's credited with creating.

Are there any lessons you can glean from Agent Cooper, Sheriff Harry S. Truman, and the rest of the "Twin Peaks" gang? (If you haven't seen the show, and don't want it spoiled, then go read something else.)

Halloween is quickly approaching, and the closer it gets, the harder it's going to be to find that "Iron Man" costume you desperately wanted. But being that you're a lawyer, you should make your costume legal-themed. Because why not? When everyone else is coming as a sexy velociraptor*, you'll win the prize for originality.

* Author's note: "sexy velociraptor" was initially written as a joke, but I Googled it out of curiosity and, sure enough, this online costume store offers five "sexy dinosaur" costumes, including a "sexy Barney" costume. Because of course they do.

"Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good..."? Nope, NBC's "Bad Judge" is just bad. As in awful. (Spoilers to follow.)

The pilot begins with a clear shot of Kate Walsh's (Judge Wright's) posterior. She apparently partied so hard that she is now sleeping in her glittery underwear with her butt in the air. She wakes up late, does the "I'm late for school!" montage that we've all seen so many times, and then picks up a pregnancy test on the way to court before taking the bench hung over, and eventually taking a witness into her chambers -- no pun intended, since the bailiff walked in on them. Get it? It's because she's the Bad Judge!

And then the show's other half of the plot appears: Despite her supervisor's pleading, she just cares way too much about a young urban youth whose parents she sent away. She spends the episode balancing her caretaking efforts with her drinking and judging. But don't worry: By the end of the incredibly sitcomy sitcom, she's in a bar, rocking denim booty shorts, shamelessly getting hammered in front of her coworkers and boss, none of whom seem to mind, because she's just quirky and lovable!

Last week, we were introduced to Professor Viola Davis and her star pupil Dean Thomas, late of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (which apparently doesn't have a law school). This week, Professor Davis Keating helps Steven Weber -- also known as "Hey, aren't you the guy from 'Wings'?" -- escape conviction for murdering his wife. Needless to say, spoiler alerts!

Episode 2 of "How To Get Away With Murder" transforms the show from a hybrid law school/legal procedural into a full-on legal procedural. None of the members of Professor Keating's law clinic seems to have any other law school classes. Torts? Contracts? Anything? Or is this the law school's new "no thanks, I'm just interested in criminal law" program?

Anyway, this episode involves a wealthy Steven Weber who ends up with a dead wife. He's on the hook for murder and enlists the help of the Keating law firm. Most of that is uninteresting -- it's standard "Law & Order" and "CSI" stuff. More interesting is the slow reveal in the flash-forwards of what's going on 2 1/2 months in the future, when Dean Thomas (as Wait-List Wes) and the other law clinic students are skulking around in the dark with the dead body of Professor Keating's husband.

Lawyers drink. Lawyers drive. A lawyer getting arrested and accused of a DUI ordinarily isn't news.

But Rosanna Heinrichs, 27, of Louisville, Kentucky, just allegedly completed the hat trick of stupidity: On Sunday, she was pulled over for swerving while driving. According to police, she was driving while distracted by her attempts to order Domino's Pizza on her smartphone after drinking.

She admitted to both acts: drinking a half-bottle of wine and a beer before driving and to ordering third-rate pizza on her smartphone, reports Louisville's WDRB-TV. Let's recount her alleged sins, not in judgment or mockery, but as a means to learn from her unfortunate mistakes: