We love lawyer jokes, right? How is this one? What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Even better: My lawyer didn't want to marry his wife for her money. But there was no other way to get it.
Alas, these jokes may never go away and let's be honest; we kind of enjoy them from time-to-time. However, not all lawyers are greedy. The Taproot Foundation has developed a social responsibility ranking system for office professionals. You'll never guess which profession is number one.