Indiana residents Benjamin Sims and Danielle Howey are not your average babysitters. They're your less-than-average babysitters. The two are accused of using a baby as a decoy to steal alcohol.
How exactly was the toddler used as a decoy? Did they dress him up in a flashy but cute costume to distract store clerks? Sadly, their ploy was fair simpler than that.
They just used the 2-year-old to cover up their stolen goods.
Sims and Howey are accused of loading a cart full of alcohol, covering it with a blanket, and placing the child on top.