Who's that? Is it Paul Bunyan? No. It's a ninja!
For years, a mysterious man, known as the Brighton Tree Ninja, has been vandalizing and damaging newly planted trees and shrubbery in Boston's Brighton neighborhood. Police had never been able to make an arrest, but the problem was getting serious. So, they set up a sting operation. Lo-and-behold, police caught a man attempting to chop down a tree with a hammer. Who tries to chop down a tree with a hammer? Ever heard of an ax?
The Tree Ninja was arrested and charged with five counts of willful and malicious destruction of property, and one count of possession of a dangerous weapon.