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Feds Charge Dad for Hospital Terror Threat While Wife in Labor

A Utah man is being charged for making a terrorist threat by federal authorities. He allegedly called in a false bomb threat to a hospital while his wife was giving birth there; apparently, he was upset because he couldn't attend the event, the Associated Press reports.

Michael Morlang was indicted Wednesday and faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Utah said in a press release. Morlang's fraudulent phone call forced the hospital to evacuate and be on lock-down for a day in September.

Double DUI: PA Woman Charged Twice in a Day

A woman in Pennsylvania faces two separate DUI charges stemming from a single day. She picked up the second intoxicated driving charge after paying for a ride to her car from the scene of the first.

Michele Leonard, 43, was pulled over for intoxicated driving on Saturday afternoon at 5 p.m., according to reports from the Associated Press and Huffington Post. About an hour later, she crashed into a shed. When the shed owner tried to take away her car keys, Leonard told him, "I can't get another DUI today." But she did.

Last April, Brandon Alfred Calantoc donned a wig, navy blue scrubs, glasses, a purse, and a locket necklace and knocked over a U.S. Bank in Santa Cruz, California. Dubbed the "Mrs. Doubtfire Bank Robber" by Santa Cruz Police, Calantoc was arrested a couple weeks later.

After slipping away from law enforcement last month, Calantoc is back in custody, with a few added charges on his resume.

The North Carolina Innocence Inquiry Commission is tasked with investigating criminal convictions and making sure they're correct. And they may be investigating one of their own soon. Commission chairman and Superior Court Judge Arnold Ogden Jones II is accused of trying to bribe an FBI agent with "a couple of cases of beer." Judge Jones was allegedly trying to get text messages between family members.

Now he might be getting a few decades in prison. The judge has been arrested and indicted on three federal corruption charges.

Ex Taco Bell Exec Apologizes via Attorney for Drunk Attack on Uber Driver

Life is less than golden for Benjamin Golden. The ex-executive for Taco Bell who was filmed drunkenly hitting an Uber driver issued a public apology after the driver sued him, Taco Bell fired him, and prosecutors charged him criminally for the attack, according to ABC7 in Los Angeles.

The driver, Edward Caban, posted a video on YouTube of Golden falling over in his vehicle, being surly and uncooperative, and then finally hitting him in the head. The dashboard camera video, which also shows the driver pepper-spraying the passenger, garnered millions of views.

Drunk Driver Tries to Absorb Alcohol With Toilet Paper

An Iowa man stopped for drinking and driving on Sunday tried a unique approach to alcohol absorption. After initially refusing a breathalyzer test, the man swallowed some toilet paper and agreed to blow, The Smoking Gun reports.

Ross McDonald, 39, was pulled over when officers spotted him driving the wrong way down a road at around 3 a.m. Police pulled the driver over and discovered that he was "extremely confused." McDonald could not tell them where he was coming from, although he insisted he only had two drinks.

School Principal Charged With Illegally Passing a Stopped School Bus

Patience is a virtue that one school principal in North Carolina did not display last April. Now she faces national scorn and hundreds of dollars in fines for illegally passing a stopped school bus, WNCN reported.

When Johneka Simmons Williams was stopped for passing a parked bus, it caused a fuss because she is in charge of child safety at her job. Elementary school principals even authorize school bus routes. According to the incident report, however, the administrator, 36, denied passing the bus and told the officer who pulled her over for the move that she would never do such a thing.

SF Mansion Squatter Sold Art for Squat Until Caught

Jeremiah Kaylor spent months squatting in a San Francisco mansion and sold 11 of its pricey paintings for diddly-squat before getting caught this weekend. He claimed to be purchasing the Presidio Heights property when police first approached him and he had (fraudulent) documents to prove it.

Although police do not know how Kaylor got into the mansion, they say he spent about two months as a squatter there. Now he is in custody on suspicion of burglary after a listing agent found him in the house and detained him.

911 Emergency: Weird Tales From the Trenches of Dispatch Services This Week

The news from 911 is usually bad. But sometimes it's also a little funny. This week dispatchers had two particularly amusing tales to tell. They come from South Carolina and Ohio.

Let's start with South Carolina, which was underwater all week due to Hurricane Joaquin. Police there were busy with flooding, serious injuries, and deaths from the storm.

A few days ago we wondered whether a county court clerk could defy a court order, and now we have our answer: Yes, as long as you don't mind going to jail for it.

Rowan County Court Clerk Kim Davis was held in contempt of court and jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Davis stopped issuing any marriage licenses after the Supreme Court decided same-sex couples have a fundamental right to marry.