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Normally when a DUI suspect arrives at the local police station, it's cuffed in the back of a cruiser. Not so for Christopher L. Stewart, who showed up in the Hopkinsville Police Department parking lot behind the wheel of his own truck, albeit after entering through the exit side and nearly clipping a cop car.

Was this a contrite criminal, turning himself in? Or did a wrong turn land him right in law enforcement's lap?

What do you do when the police arrest you? Get your mom to sue!

Actress Winnifred Bonjean-Alpart, a rising star in feminist theater and star of Slut: The Play, was 17-years-old when she was arrested last August for disorderly conduct and possession of alcohol by a minor and a forged instrument (identification).

Now, she's claiming that police violated her constitutional rights, planted false evidence in her purse, and wrongfully arrested her.

Unless its Halloween, it's probably not a good idea to dress up as a police officer.

A Glendale, California man was arrested recently for allegedly impersonating a Los Angeles Police Department Officer. Witnesses called Ventura police after they saw four suspicious men standing around a police car. When officers arrived, they found Oliver James dressed in full LAPD uniform with a badge, name plate, a patrol duty belt, and gun. The police car James was standing next to turned out to be sold by the LAPD three years ago and is currently unregistered.

James told police that he was an LAPD officer, but investigation into the claim showed that James was never an LAPD officer or an officer anywhere else. James was arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer and carrying a firearm.

The Internet is always watching, so criminals beware.

Last Sunday, a young Alabama boy showed up at a local Walmart to claim a prize for taking the training wheels off of his bike. While the boy and his father were in the store, a man in a Detroit Tigers baseball cap and white T-shirt was caught on surveillance video stealing the bike from the store's parking lot.

What did the police do?

If thieves were smart, they wouldn't have needed to be thieves in the first place. Some try to steal honey from a hive of angry bees. Other grown men steal from innocent, defenseless little Girl Scouts. This story is just one more piece of evidence that proves that some criminals are idiots.

Three hungry burglars were arrested recently after police followed a trail of macaroni salad leading from the scene of the crime to the mens' hiding place.

You're walking down the beach, hand in hand with the love of your life, staring into each other's eyes, and leaning in for a kiss. Next thing you know, you're doing the sideways tango. On the beach. In broad daylight. Surrounded by people.

Hold it.

A Florida couple got carried away, or just didn't care, when they were caught having sex on the beach by bystanders. Scandalized witnesses recorded the encounter and called police. The youngest witness, a 3-year-old girl, wanted her grandmother to explain what the couple were doing. Luckily, grandma easily distracted the child with seashells.

This case, known locally as the "Sex on the Beach" case, was so scandalous it attracted the attention of the state attorney

Brighton Tree Ninja Nabbed

Who's that? Is it Paul Bunyan? No. It's a ninja!

For years, a mysterious man, known as the Brighton Tree Ninja, has been vandalizing and damaging newly planted trees and shrubbery in Boston's Brighton neighborhood. Police had never been able to make an arrest, but the problem was getting serious. So, they set up a sting operation. Lo-and-behold, police caught a man attempting to chop down a tree with a hammer. Who tries to chop down a tree with a hammer? Ever heard of an ax?

The Tree Ninja was arrested and charged with five counts of willful and malicious destruction of property, and one count of possession of a dangerous weapon.

Gropey TSA Agents Fired

It's hard being beautiful. Everyone wants to get their hands on you, even TSA agents.

All those fears passengers had of TSA agents getting sexual gratification from body scans and pat downs have been justified. At Denver International Airport, two TSA agents, one male and one female, have been fired for a scheme to grope attractive male passengers. Whenever the male agent sees an attractive man about to be scanned, he signals to his partner. The female agent would put into the scanning computer that a woman was about to be scanned. So when a man steps inside, the scanning machine would indicate an anomaly in the genital area, allowing the male TSA screener to conduct a pat-down search and cop a feel.

There have been at least 11 victims, but none have come forward to make a complaint. The two were fired.

Three grown men tried to play Winnie-the-Pooh and attempted to steal honey from 30,000 honeybees.

Three Florida men tried to scrape honey from a hive in their back yard. The bees, in defense of their home, swarmed the men and attacked, stinging the men about 50 times each. A woman was also attacked when she went outside during the attack. All the victims were not severely hurt, and are expected to survive.

Clearly, these men don't remember all the times Winnie-the-Pooh was unsuccessful and had to run away from the attacking bees.

Yeah, we've all been there: 3:00 a.m., drunk, high, and looking to vibe out with an owl on the ride home. Well, two Florida men have lived that dream, and now one of them is being charged with a federal offense.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service says that Stervenson Benjamin violated the Migratory Bird Treaty Act by capturing, possessing, and transporting a great horned owl. As you can see in the video below, the horned owl is in fact great, and very very chill.