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Butt Grabbers Abound in Florida

Be careful ladies. There's a serial butt grabber out there.

The Florida International University (FIU) Police Department are on the hunt for a butt grabber who has attacked multiple women since June of last year.

Police are unsure if this is the work of one man or several men.

It's not racism because I'm a minority too. It's not sexist because I'm a woman too. It's not a hate crime because I'm gay too?

On Cinco de Mayo, two gay men were beaten during a brawl. The victims claim it was a hate crime. The defendant claims he's gay too, so it's not a hate crime. Is being gay a defense to a gay hate crime?

What's the best way to protest the police? Civil defecation!

In Shelby Township, Michigan, Daisy was arrested and thrown into the backseat of a police car. She was so angry that she decided to get a little revenge. By pooping all over the back seat!

Did we mention that Daisy is a pig?

Be careful who you let into your home.

Have you ever been wary of a stranger asking to use your cell phone? What's to stop them from running off with it? If that worries you, you should be extra careful when someone asks to use your bathroom.

Why spend years and years of your life going through college, medical school, and residency when you could just steal a white coat and impersonate a doctor instead?

A repeat impersonator, Terrance King, of Texas, allegedly dressed up as a doctor at Dallas' Children's Medical Center. His escaped included a stolen ambulance, a police chase, and an ignominious end crashing into a BMW.

Don't forget that men can be victims of domestic violence as well.

Danielle Nebelung, of Macomb County, Michigan, has pleaded no contest to assaulting her boyfriend, Anthony Caruso, after biting off his ear during an argument.

Nebelung will face no jail time, but must attend anger management classes. How did she get such a lenient sentence?

A serial bride got cold feet at her court hearing and now has two rings around her wrists instead of one on her finger.

New Yorker Liana Barrientos has been accused of marrying 10 men in 11 years. When authorities caught on to her 10th marriage, Barrientos was charged with felony filing a fraudulent marriage license application. Having pled not guilty, Barrientos was required to show up to court earlier this week for a hearing. When she never showed, the judge issued a warrant for her arrest.

Barrientos has turned herself in to the court, and, despite her written apology, the judge has thrown her in jail.

Chill dude. It's just kombucha.

One time teen star, Andrew Keegan was busted recently for selling kombucha without a license. In a 007 style sting operation, undercover Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) officers caught the group selling kombucha at a fundraiser for the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.

Keegan claims that kombucha is an essential part of his self founded religion called Full Circle, but unconvinced ABC officers gave the religious group a misdemeanor citation for selling alcohol without a license.

My cats act like they're in prison when I don't let them out of their house. They should think about one Virginia kitty who really suffered the indignity of house arrest when its owner ran from the authorities.

Settle back, adjust your self-monitoring device, and listen to the story of a smart (alleged!!) dealer and his scapegoat cat.

Mother-in-laws. Can't live with them. Can't shoot them. Or, can you?

One Sunday afternoon, a Georgia man was armadillo hunting in his yard. He killed the armadillo and got his mother-in-law too! According to reports, the man, let's call him Armadillo Dundee, fired a 9 mm pistol at the armadillo. The bullet killed the armadillo, ricocheted into a fence, through the back door of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through the back of a recliner, and into her back. Possibly to his dismay, the mother-in-law was not severely hurt.

Since shooting armadillos is actually encouraged, and the ricochet was an accident, the man was not charged with a crime.