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Pot cafes and pot bars. Spring Break pot tourism and pot churches. Even your grandmother is smoking pot, on YouTube. So perhaps it's only natural that the booming cannabiz industry and the "wedding-industrial complex" (as Bloomberg calls it) collide.

To wit, wedding vendors in marijuana-friendly states are now offering everything from pot plant bouquets to stoner-related party favors and even open cannabis bars. But before you get your best "buds" together for your nuptials, there are a couple legal ramifications to think of first.

Normally, if you show up on your attorney's doorstep with a dead body, things aren't going to turn out well. But they didn't end up too badly for Bokeelia resident John Marshall, who delivered the corpse of his neighbor, whom he had just shot and killed, to the Harris Law Firm in Fort Meyers, Florida in the back of his pickup truck.

A grand jury declined to indict Marshall, finding no evidence that he committed a crime.

One Minnesota man just learned a hard life lesson: Monopoly money, cards, and property, aren't real. After being pulled over by law enforcement due to an arrest warrant being connected to the owner of the vehicle, officers discovered that the driver also had an active arrest warrant.

However, in a joking manner, which perhaps had a glimmer of hope behind it, the man handed the officer a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from the famous Monopoly board game. Unfortunately, the card holds no authority in the real world. The man was still arrested.

While online dating as we know it has been around for nearly 15 years now, the concern of being robbed of your money, or kidneys, or just getting murdered on a first date with an internet stranger still has not faded.

On the assumption that individuals with a criminal record are more likely to be dangerous dates, a new app is promising to help online daters stay safe by weeding out members with a criminal record, or those on a sex offender registry. The app, named Gatsby as a nod to F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel, requires members to pass a criminal background check before being allowed to use the app to find a date. Furthermore, the app rescreens monthly, and will issue lifetime bans to members convicted of a crime.

In Russia, slapping your spouse might not get you much more than a slap on the wrist, if even that. Russian President Vladimir Putin enacted the country's "slapping law," under which a first-time domestic abuse incident that doesn't result in serious injury is more of an administrative offense rather than a crime.

The law, intended to promote "traditional family values," has received stark criticism from human rights groups and staunch support from Russian politicians.

After First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, filed her $150 million defamation lawsuit against the Mail Online, legal commentators were shocked by the language used to describe Mrs. Trump's financial damages. In short, a plain reading of Mrs. Trump's lawsuit leaves a reader with the impression that Mrs. Trump has plans to profit by using her new-found elevated position in society.

While Trump's attorney asserts that Melanie Trump has no intention of profiting from her position as First Lady, business filings, though unimpressive, seem to belie this fact. However, there is no specific law that prevents a First Lady from profiting while in office, assuming she does not leverage the power of her presidential spouse (which could raise concerns of nepotism).

Okay, so it's a fictional TV show about a fictional amusement park with fictional characters. But it's a really cool show, and one that has the tendency to make lawyers yell at the screen. Even in a fictional world where characters are told there are no laws, viewers may wonder how legal liability might play out in real life.

Well, HBO knows their audience well. A quick Google search will bring you to a Westworld website designed to make the TV show look real. In fact, the site even has the "Terms of Delos Destinations" as a linkable document that you can read. Apparently, if you read through the terms, the guests in Westworld are asked to waive their rights to pursue claims against the amusement park specifically in the event of dismemberment.

Facebook launched 'Marketplace' last week, and it didn't take long before the social media giant's answer to Craigslist devolved into an anarchic online bazaar hawking the very items banned by the company's commerce policy. Guns, drugs ... Harambe? Marketplace had it all, and Facebook has spent the last few days trying to convince everyone that it was all due to a "technical issue."

So what illegal items turned up in Marketplace before Facebook fixed the glitch? And what things should you avoid buying? Here's a quick look:

This may come as a shock to many, but if you are under federal jurisdiction in the ocean, you can go fishing with your favorite Glock. The video posted to YouTube last month by Courtland Hunt, a Floridian, shows off his prowess at shooting Lionfish with his modified Glock 9mm pistol while underwater.

Lionfish are an invasive species that Florida wildlife officials are asking fisherman to actively seek as the species is destroying reefs at an alarming rate. The video shows the extreme sports enthusiast shooting and killing a handful of the lionfish. While the lionfish feed on the reefs, the shooter makes every effort to draw the fish away from the reef before firing so as to avoid damaging the reef.

In a handful of cities across the nation, The Satanic Temple, a religious political activist organization that does not actually advocate the worship of the devil, has set up afterschool programs for young children that attend schools where evangelical Christian groups also have afterschool programs. The program, called After School Satan Club (ASSC), is a direct response to the Good News Clubs, an afterschool program designed by the Child Evangelism Fellowship.

While the name may sound ominous, foreboding, or perhaps downright silly, the program has clear, secular, and realistic goals. ASSC programs teach a scientific, rationalist, non-superstitious worldview, and allegedly make no effort to educate children about or convert children into members of The Satanic Temple.