Who says law is no longer lucrative?
A guy gets sexually harassed by his female boss. She sends him vulgar texts, including one about banana "Luv cake" which involved milk jugs and is far too gloriously offensive to repeat here. (See the unpublished appellate court opinion for all of the naughty texts.) She also comes on to him, and other male coworkers at work.
But bottom line, the jury (a) didn't think that the company knew about the harassment and (b) didn't think his emotional distress lasted a full four years, as he claimed. They awarded $550. His attorneys, meanwhile, are set to walk away with nearly $350,000 in legal fees, unless the California Supreme Court intervenes.