I will be the first to admit that procedure is just not my thing. I like studying issues pertaining to Constitutional law and civil rights. Procedure? Meh. For example, when learning about res judicata in law school, I had to invoke "The Lion King" and sang res judicata to the tune of "Hakuna Matata" just to keep myself from falling asleep.
So, if at any point while reading this you feel the same urge, please feel free to join me in singing (or humming).
So why this case? Because it has the best opening line ever: "The trouble began when Javier and Jesus Carranza approached a dancer at a strip club and offered to pay her for sex." (Oh, and when your editor assigns you a post, you do it).