The 86th annual Academy Awards are set for Sunday, but why should the movie industry have all the fun? For the best in real-life legal drama, we'd like to introduce you to FindLaw's "Legal Oscars"!
From the "Spaciest Legal Issue" to the "Classiest Cannabis Enthusiast," get ready to cast your vote for the funniest, the funkiest, and the downright silliest of FindLaw's legal blog posts.
Without further ado, the nominees are:
Spaciest Legal Issue
Launching off from "Gravity," these nominees take legal issues to a distant galaxy far, far away:
Best White Collar Crime
Classiest Cannabis Enthusiast
They may be chemically unbalanced like Cate Blanchett in "Blue Jasmine," but no one gives these potheads a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon:
Most Pungent Legal Comedy
If you think 2014's Oscar picks stink, check out our odiferous "Legal Oscar" nominees:
Best Su-poop-ting Actor
The movie "The Croods" take us back to our prehistoric basics. In true children's movie spirit, these poopetrators show it doesn't get much "crooder" than bowel movements:
Best Digital Drama
Tech-savvy legal problems that can occur when falling in love with "Her" isn't enough:
Most (Un)Smooth Criminal
"American Hustle" featured some slick con artists, but not all thieves are as smooth -- or have such great style:
The winners won't be presented with a glitzy or glamorous statuette, but they'll get something better: adoration by FindLaw fans. What do you think about our nominees? Let us know on Facebook and Twitter (@FindLawConsumer).
-- FindLaw Senior Writer Brett Snider, Esq. and Blog Writer Jenny Tsay, Esq. contributed to this post.