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A couple of Yankee fans were caught having sex in the bathroom stalls at Yankee Stadium. And the video proof of the tryst has now gone viral, thanks to Deadspin.
The alleged fornication started during the second inning of the Yankees matchup against the Tampa Bay Rays and actually lasted until the fourth or fifth inning.
Given the pace of baseball games (I'm guessing that those two innings lasted at least 40 minutes), and the fact that the couple was being watched by several vocal onlookers, the sexual feat was actually quite impressive and the culprits may have found a second career in porn.
In fact, at one point in their lovemaking, an onlooker reportedly started banging on the bathroom stall prompting the guy having sex to threaten the onlooker. The two never fought and amazingly the guy never stopped having sex and even continued for several minutes afterwards.
After they were done, the couple got a standing slow clap by gawkers, reports the New York Daily News. After the applause, the couple may also have to face charges for public indecency and a possible ban from ever attending Yankee Stadium. However, there was no mention if the couple was ever caught or identified.
Regardless of any legal ramifications, the longest lasting effect of the stadium sex may be some bacterial or venereal disease the couple catches. Because if you've ever been to the bathrooms at a baseball stadium, you'll know that that is the last place you'll ever want to have sex. In some stadiums, it's disgusting just to use the restrooms to relieve yourself.
For what it's worth, the man was wearing a CC Sabathia t-shirt. He appeared to be a lot paler and about 100 pounds smaller than Sabathia. The obscured woman looked to be wearing a pinstriped jersey. True Yankee pride.
With daily fan fight videos making their way around other sports websites, Deadspin may be on to something with stadium sex videos.