Duct Tape Can Fix Anything, Except Toddlers: It's one thing to duct tape your toddler to a wall. But it's another thing to then take pictures of your duct-taped toddler to share with your friends.
Your Baby's Got a Dirty Diaper, and a Dirty Mouth: Kids say the darnedest things. But one Omaha 2-year-old said a lot worse than "darn," and was placed in protective custody after video of his vulgar baby-talk went viral. What ever happened to "Goo-goo, ga-ga?"
Mother's Morphine Milk: You'd imagine that a breastfeeding mom would avoid taking powerful painkillers like morphine. Especially if the mom in question is a former nurse. But a South Carolina woman was sentenced to 20 years in prison after her infant daughter died from an overdose of morphine transmitted through breast milk.
Back Off Mommy's Pop-Tarts: We love Pop-Tarts around here, but one North Carolina mother took her love of Pop-Tarts to the next level: She had her son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts. Wonder what happens when someone steals her lunch?
Just Say No... to Poppy Seed Bagels?: The question of whether poppy seeds on bagels and muffins can cause false positives on drug tests was answered affirmatively by an episode of "Mythbusters." Unfortunately, that didn't stop a mom from losing custody of her infant after a poppy seed bagel caused her to fail a drug test. The mom later settled the case for six figures, which can buy definitely buy a lifetime supply of plain bagels.