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Police Pinch Pig, Pig Poops in Protest

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By Christopher Coble, Esq. on June 02, 2015 10:55 AM

What's the best way to protest the police? Civil defecation!

In Shelby Township, Michigan, Daisy was arrested and thrown into the backseat of a police car. She was so angry that she decided to get a little revenge. By pooping all over the back seat!

Did we mention that Daisy is a pig?

Just One Pig Exercising a Little Civil Disobedience

Late last week, while the other piggies stayed home, Daisy decided to go to town. There, she chased Debbie DeRiemaecker around her garden. Luckily, the chase didn't last long, as the menacing pig got distracted by a lawn ornament.

DeRiemaecker called the police, who came and put Daisy under arrest. While police attempted to find Daisy's owners, they put the porker in their police car. Daisy, not discouraged by her incarceration, mugged for the officers' camera and gave them a mischievous grin. The officers got a good laugh at that.

But, it was Daisy who had the last laugh. When officers finally got Daisy out of the car and back with her owner, they discovered her parting gift. Poop. Everywhere.

Other Fauna Felons

In honor of Daisy and her escapade, here is a roundup of other non-human jailbirds and their dastardly deeds:

As for Daisy, the pig was released on her own recognizance, and charges are unlikely to be filed.

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