There are some things you just don't say in court -- or else.
Like, you can't tell a judge he or she is wrong. Instead, you say: "I repectfully disagree, your honor."
The same is true outside the courtroom, especially in litigation. You can't just put people down and threaten them with gutter-talk. Here are a half-dozen statements that will get you disciplined:
Inappropriate Litigation Behavior
Thanks to Adam Leitman Bailey, we have a ready list of to-not-dos. Bailey got himself suspended for berating people in two cases.
New York disciplinary authorities called it "inappropriate litigation behavior." He was a prominent real estate lawyer, but now he is more famous for being vulgar and condescending.
Warning: Bailey's statements are almost inappropriate to print. But for educational purposes, we repeat them here, as he told a litigant:
It was not just Bailey's words that got him into trouble, it was how he threatened a witness. During an arbitration proceeding, he started taking photos with his cell phone and said:
Don't Put It In Writing
For some reason, Bailey thought it would help to put his comments in writing. He texted a tenant in a landlord dispute:
While on the phone with the tenant, Bailey reportedly told a co-worker "I gotta get his guy," "he's got to be arrested" and he's "not that bright."
Bailey says he developed "jungle street skills" in law school. He wrote in the ABA Journal that he had to learn to survive because he was bullied as a child.
The discipline panel says Bailey needs counseling. He was suspended four months and ordered to counseling for a year.